Milton Miller

I was looking at a discussion on ASmallWorld.net where someone asked for radical ideas that people have, humorous or absurd, and some people posted several radical, funny, or downright crazy ideas. I posted my own version of what would be the formula to make this world a better place (at least for me, which is a radical concept already). Here is my list:

• No speed limits on interstates
• No drinking age
• No gun laws
• No seat belt laws
• No helmet laws
• No movie ratings
• No decency laws
• Disband and eliminate the Republican Party
• Do the same to the Democrat Party
• Eliminate the TSA
• Eliminate the BATF
• Limit our total taxes to not more 5% of our total income (If that’s not enough to pay the guys in Washington, too bad)
• Make anything that replaces the use of fossil fuels 100% tax free
• Legalize marijuana (I don’t like it, but I think that spending millions of dollars to combat it is pretty silly)
• Legalize prostitution (that will give the unemployed folks in D.C. something legitimate to do)
• Ban cigarette smoking
• Ban religion
• Ban driving slow on the left lane
• Send all muslim fundamentalists out of the country
• Send all christian fundamentalists out of the country
• Place snipers on the borders to make sure they won’t come back