Formula for a better world

utopyI was looking at a discussion on ASmallWorld.net where someone asked for radical ideas that people have, humorous or absurd, and some people posted several radical, funny, or downright crazy ideas. I posted my own version of what would be the formula to make this world a better place (at least for me, which is a radical concept already). Here is my list:

  • Much higher speed limits on interstates
  • Lower drinking age
  • Repeal most gun laws
  • No seat belt laws
  • No helmet laws
  • No movie ratings
  • No decency laws
  • Disband and eliminate the Republican Party
  • Do the same to the Democrat Party
  • Eliminate the TSA
  • Eliminate the BATF
  • Limit our total taxes to not more 5% of our total income. (If that’s not enough to pay the guys in Washington, too bad)
  • Make anything that replaces the use of fossil fuels 100% tax free
  • Legalize marijuana (I don’t like it, but I think that spending millions of dollars to combat it is absurd)
  • Legalize prostitution (that will give the unemployed folks in D.C. something legitimate to do)
  • Discourage cigarette smoking
  • Eliminate tax benefits for religious organizations
  • Erradicate religious indoctrination from public schools
  • Prohibit driving slowly on the left lane
  • Amend the constitution so members of Congress and Senate can no longer set any provision that excepts them from any law they pass
  • Every time a company manages to gain dominance of a labor force, a consumer market, or the legal environment, anti-trust laws should kick in and the courts should break it in pieces… ideally in a million pieces
  • Send all muslim fundamentalists out of the country
  • Send all christian fundamentalists out of the country
  • Place snipers on the borders to make sure they won’t come back